Lately I have been watching a great deal more British television with my girlfriend. She spent some time on the other side of the pond and enjoys it quite a bit. I have always been horrible with accents and lose the comedic timing while I am mentally translating. She convinced me to give it a try by emphasizing that the Brits are a people who love a corny joke as much as I do. She knows me all too well because there are few things I love more than a truly bad joke. So today I thought I would share some bad jokes with you.
So whether you are the server or the guest, here are a few jokes you can use about food. These are applicable standing at a table or sitting at one. They are just as at home at your neighborhood bar as they are in Berlin at an internet cafÃ© playing partypoker de. These jokes work on either side of the pond and appeal to anyone who enjoys a cheesy joke. A strong accent is optional.
Silly Food Jokes
Question: What do you call Spiritual cheese?
Answer: Cheeses of Nazareth!
Question: What did one plate say to the other plate on a date?
Answer: Lunch is on me!
Question: What does Dr.Who eat with his spaghetti?
Answer: Dalek bread!
Question: What cheese is made backwards?
Question: How do you approach an angry welsh cheese?
‘Waiter, waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?
I think it’s the backstroke, sir.’
Two peanuts walk into a really rough bar. Unfortunately, one was a salted
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