Random Thoughts from a Server 65: Beer Glasses

  For all our bartender friends

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T-Shirts for Servers 5

Want to share this one with the world?  It’s okay.  I don’t mind.  

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Gordon Ramsey Joke

Random Thoughts from a Server 64: Chef Gordon Ramsey

I love waiting on people who think restaurant reality shows reflect reality.

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Random Thoughts from a Server 63: Jealous Boyfriends

Although maybe they will now understand that when their girlfriend says to dress up for dinner, it doesn’t mean the fancy Affliction t-shirt.

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Random Thoughts from a Server 62: Wine Keys

A moment of silence for all the wine keys that have moved on to the land of lost socks, lighters, and pens.

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Random Thoughts From A Server 59: If I Were Gay

  I prefer the ladies, but making rednecks nervous is awfully fun too.

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Random Thoughts From A Server 58: You Let Her Leave The House In That?

  Is it more offensive for me to call them a bad parent or for them to accuse me of being an uber-creep?

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Random Thoughts From A Server 57: Pouring Water

  When working in a restaurant with carpet, my standard line is, “If you never water the carpet, it won’t grow.” Need to find a different line when working on tile.

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