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Random Thoughts From A Server 60: Class

  Can I get an Amen?

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Random Thoughts From A Server 59: If I Were Gay

  I prefer the ladies, but making rednecks nervous is awfully fun too.

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Random Thoughts From A Server 58: You Let Her Leave The House In That?

  Is it more offensive for me to call them a bad parent or for them to accuse me of being an uber-creep?

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Random Thoughts From A Server 57: Pouring Water

  When working in a restaurant with carpet, my standard line is, “If you never water the carpet, it won’t grow.” Need to find a different line when working on tile.

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Random Thoughts From A Server 56: Restrooms

  Who else would get a chuckle out of this?  Why not share it with them.

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